A COCK CROWS
A COW LAWS
A SHEEP BLEETS
A CHICKEN COCKS
BIRDS twittering
A PIG RUNS
A HORSE NEIGHS
A CUCAKE CALLS
MUSIC DJ PAUL ELSTAK LUV YOU MORE
MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
[ROBBIE] What a shitty butterfly, man.
[VOICE OVER] New Kids Turbo.
HOUSE MUSIC CAR HONKS
BICYCLE BELL RINGING
HE BRAKES WITH Screeching TIRES
GERRIE CHEERS
Yeah, well, boy. That bike isn't mine after all.
[GERRIE] I stole it from that one cunt.
That gay guy from Horzikstraat. That little cross-eyed one.
[GERRIE] I said: 'You are not going to cycle through my street. '
What are you doing? Do that anyway.
I see him coming, wait in the bushes, jump in front of it...
BREAKING GLASS SCREECHING TIRES
HIGHLY LOUD HOUSE MUSIC FROM CAR
That's my goddamn grill, cunt. Completely crooked. White what does that cost?
HE GRAINS
Nothing to worry about. I don't feel anything.
Going great here.
I'm hungry.
INTRO REGIONAL JOURNAL
Just when the economy seemed to be recovering there is still a bad prospect.
[PETER] Economists predict a possibly even greater crisis.
Called the black hole. That would be particularly noticeable here.
Those could be difficult times can be for us Brabanders.
[PETER] This was Peter Vernhout directly from 's-Hertogenbosch.
Look at this. Jody Bernal comes to Maaskantje.
[RIKKERT] Who goes there? que si, que no
Wa n gay, dude. FRYING ALARM
[HENK] Two grizzlies, noodles, pikanto.
Two jos brinkies.
[HENK] A sito stick, Hot meat sandwich and a viandel.
Large portion of chicken nuggets, and two bakpao sandwiches.
Hey Henk, you're a man of chicken knuckles forgot, dude.
You didn't order anything.
Well, boy. -Not at all.
Absolutely, you damn moron.
CHURCH FROM THE CORNER Yes...
Truck driver. Toot Toot.
[RICHARD] Hey pussy. We take it off. That's fine. Bye.
HOUSE MUSIC
Hey Robbie, I can't have one get from you, huh?
No, boy, crazy. I have all afternoon Haven't eaten anything yet, cunt.
[RlCHARD] Seasoned meat. He likes it.
You, for God's sake, stay away from my nugget, pussy.
AGENT CHUGS
Good afternoon gentlemen.
What are we doing?
Drinking beer.
That is forbidden according to the local APV. So hand in beers, guys.
No.
Come on, guys. Hand in, otherwise I'll have to take you with me.
Hey, shit. Did you feel like running, or what?
Sorry? -Here.
HE LAUGHS OUT LOUD
[GERRIE] Whoa. Suit, ha ha.
RICHARD BOERT Nice weekend again.
What the fuck, boy? It's Tuesday, shit.
No, it's Sunday.
Cunt.
RIKKERT STEPS ON THE GAS HARD HOUSE MUSIC
EXCITING MUSIC
ENGINE STARTS
COMIC MUSIC
[COLLEAGUE] Hey.
GLASS CLINKING
Hey.
KNOCKING ON WINDOW GETTING HARDER [BOSS] Hey. What were you doing now?
Hey? -What were you doing now?
Yes... -Yes, wha?
[GERRIE] Take it easy, boy, That's how I always lift TVs.
There's nothing wrong.
I bet if you are there plug it in and it will work again.
What do you mean, nothing's wrong? [GERRIE] -No, no. Parole.
I swear to you.
Hey gay. White what you can do?
You're going home. And you don't have to come back again.
BUTTERING ENGINE
What were you doing here? -Look how you do it, boy.
Where are the hoes?
Was that some ugly thing? DOG GROWLS
Das Gradje. [SUPERVISOR] -Whatever that is.
You didn't take that with you to work, did you? He tore that whole hoe down.
Yes, so what? -So what?
HORN SOUNDS SHORT
[SUPERVISOR] Wete wa, boy?
You're fired, you damn dog.
And you too, Robbie.
You don't talk about my dog ​​like that to me, cunt.
[RlCHARD] You could get that job in your hole.
Then I'll just go on welfare. -Yes boy, cunt.
HOUSE MUSIC ENGINE SOUNDS
DOOR OPENS [BOSS] Hey Rikkert.
You're fired, cunt.
DOOR OPENS Hey Rikkert, that's a joke, a joke.
[BOSS] Hey Rikkert. No, you're fired anyway.
Only the best can stay, right?
And I got your mother in her ass too fucked. Just so you know.
[BOSS] And now go away, Rikkert. Fuck off, Rikkert.
Say hello to your mother.
HOUSE MUSIC FROM CAR
THE TV IS ON DOOR OPENES AND CLOSES
GLASS CLINKING
[RIKKERT] I got fired too Today. Goddamn, shitty crisis.
Anyway, it's smart as thou who will work more often.
Are you crazy? I've been working for six days during the week in that shitty supermarket.
How do I know more works then?
I do not know. Seven days or so?
You've been living here for three months now did you actually do this here?
Not fucked anyway. [MANUELA] -Wha?
Yes, wha? Isn't that so?
Already 13 weeks we have something and it the only thing i'm allowed to do is finger it.
Wha? Isn't that so? No, a finger in that's okay, but my cock, whoa.
It's not like you're still a virgin.
See now? Not anything. Know what? This doesn't work out.
Just call if you're ever ready to fuck.
MUSIC SWELLS ON
DOOR FLAPS CLOSE
THERE'S A DOG BAKING
HOUSE MUSIC LOWLY AUDIBLE
THERE IS A LOUD FART
PING FROM MICROWAVE
Is that poop, boy? -That's that bakpao just now, boy.
DOORBELL SOUNDS
Hey.
Can't I just stay here for a while or something? I'm messing with that whore of mine.
[ROBBIE] Whore.
That's good, boy.
LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
THERE IS SCREAMING AND BANG ON THE WALL
HUGE GLASS CLINKING
EVEN LOUDER MUSIC
TV SOUNDS
Yeah, shit. Damn I have just missed a good piece.
You with your big kiss, you.
[MOTHER] I'm at work now.
Maybe you should too start looking for a new job.
I see nothing.
DOOR FALLS CLOSE
EXCITING MUSIC
What were you doing?
You're a good-for-nothing, aren't you?
You're like such a weak gay man as your father.
He abandoned you for a reason resigned, eh?
DOORBELL SOUNDS
What were you doing now, young man?
Hey uh... Can I sneeze here for a while sleeping or something?
Our mom is a bit difficult, white is.
You are not a problem for me. You know what I am like.
MUSIC ON TV
Fuck off. That's my place, boy.
PING FROM MICROWAVE
That's a good pouf, isn't it? POOF BEEPS
[PETER ON TV] We're live on this de Gerstakker in Maaskantje during the fire.
The fire brigade has decided not to proceed put out the fire and let the houses burn down.
Nothing is known about the residents. But there is a very strong cannabis smell.
Of course I will keep you informed... DOORBELL SOUNDS
MUSIC ON TV
Laid back. Completely full of buds.
Yes, you can also stay here.
LOUD BANG
Sorry. LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
Hey, look at this. Look at that.
SCREAMING AND SCREAMING
Hey, that benefit arrived today. Free money, boy.
Hey. Stock up. ALL YELLING
[ABOUT INTERCOM] Leo has to come to the packaging. Speed.
Hi.
Just don't respond differently. Then no, boy.
CHECKOUT SCANNER SOUNDS That would be 112 euros and 16 cents.
One hundred and twelve, huh? -Yes, 112.
It's no problem, boy.
Otherwise just make it 150. Or not?
LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
What a fucking whore he is. And just whining.
And fuck, whoa.
What's that bitch's problem then?
Let go, boy. Fucking other chicks.
Maybe one without children and who isn't pregnant or something.
Hey, relaxed like that. Do nothing all day.
Just fill out my papers and then we have even more free money.
[RlCHARD] That's what I thought, wasn't it?
[INTERCOM] Can you gentlemen putting out their cigarette at pump two...
...in connection with safety? Uh, thanks for that.
LOUD BANG
Hey, didn't you know how to pay?
Just had the crankcase made bigger.
That's good, boy.
Then it will be 94 euros, please. -Give me a slip, boy.
Then it will be 132 euros, please.
KEYS PRESSED
DRAMATIC SOUND Godnondeju, how is that possible?
Did some shopping once and you've run out of money?
How much money do I get from those shitheads? I don't know how to live like this, do I?
Hey Dries, this one still held for a while too good for me. We take it off.
GAME PLAY SOUND: GAME OVER
Bye.
LANDSCAPE SOUNDS
LOUD HOUSE MUSIC WOMAN SCREAMS
I can't live on that kind of money, boy.
Yes I understand that. -Write down our names then.
Sure.
Richard Batsbak. Robbie Schuurmans.
[RICHARD] Rikkert Biemans. Barrie Butsers.
And yes, do that ugly cunt even from a Gerrie van Boven.
Fine. What exactly do you want me to do for you?
What did you think? Give us more money, cunt.
Yes, unfortunately that won't work, I think.
Swelling MUSIC
Give us more money, cunt.
QUIET MUSIC
[RlCHARD] Dear Mr. R. Batsbak.
Due to the serious threats...
...at our head office in 's-Hertogenbosch...
...we must inform you...
...that your benefit will take effect today will be discontinued.
This also applies to men R. Schuurmans...
...R. Biemans, B. Butsers and G. Van Boven.
A friendly greeting, the board of directors.
NERVOUS MUSIC
Goddamnit.
None of us get any more money.
Well, if it has to be that way, that's fine, boy. MUSIC SWELLS ON
Then I will pay in full from now on for nothing anymore.
Wah?
That from now on we won't be anywhere at all pay more for it.
Yes.
MUSIC DJ PAUL ELSTAK RAINBOW IN THE SKY
I see nothing. -There, boy.
Hey.
HENK SHOUTS OUT
Damn it one more time comes, I will destroy you, cunt.
[RlCHARD] Hello? Chinese? Give me a Chinese rice table for five.
That is 89 euros and 20 cents. -I don't have any money at all.
Goddamnit.
Mr. Batsbak? -Yes.
R. Batsbak? -Yeah, fine.
You have a few outstanding bills... -Truck driver.
Okay, but uh... -Toot.
Now the door.
[RlCHARD] Well done, boy. Here.
Ten euro. -Okay. Thanks.
DOORBELL SOUNDS
Are you Richard Batsbak? -Yes. So?
Mr. Batsbak. Hehe finally.
I'm from the collection agency and I have bad news.
You have received reminders from us to which we have had no response.
In connection with overdue payments. -So what?
So what?
You now only have two days left... -I don't pay for anything anymore.
You don't pay for anything anymore? LAUGHS scornfully
Well, that's how it works...
Are you deaf or something? I don't have any money, you cunt.
And if I had, you would have it No, you damn cookiewous. Now get out.
THREATENING TONE
[AGENT] Not normal indeed, sir.
We'll sort it out shortly. It'll be just fine.
Here on the left, you said?
You again? -Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Just leave me alone, boy. Bring in a bit of desire.
Got no money, Then you wouldn't get anything, cunt.
INTRO REGIONAL JOURNAL
Good afternoon. Here in Maaskantje on the Triestplein...
...a resident has decided no more to pay for.
After an agent and a bailiff came by because this is not normal...
...they were not like that shown the door in a friendly manner.
It concerns a man with an outstanding debt debts that refuses to pay.
So he cannot do that with impunity getting away.
[PETER] So the perpetrator hasn't been caught yet?
Indeed, the perpetrator has not yet been caught.
[AGENT] But he can't come here get away with it with impunity...
...because then it would be great.
That wout had a good pat on the back. Look at that blue cap, man. Miet.
Kutwoout.
How do you experience this situation?
Well, I just do my job.
The oh-so-quiet Maaskantje, startled by a striking incident.
I'll keep you informed. This was Peter Vernhout, directly from Maaskantje.
Hey, Henk. What's up? with those four bakpao, boy?
Godnondeju. Gullie again? Fuck off.
My head, all burned by you, ugly pussy.
[RlCHARD] Calm down, boy. You keep your paws away from Gerrie.
Yes.
Calm down, boy. Just do that one four bakpao and put them on the bill.
We've got Gullie all the way here no bill. Druit, damn it.
Calm down, boy. With your AIDS spot. -Get out.
[ROBBIE] Where is Rikkert?
LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
Who is that?
Is that Dave.
Buy pills? -What did you say?
Buy pills? Should you have diamonds or Mitsubishis?
Wait, you certainly want to of those old sammies just like in the old days.
Where you go so completely tight, isn't it?
Have I. -That's my new friend, boy.
From Skijndel.
Goddamnit. Already, huh? You dirty cunt whore.
[RIKKERT] Well, boy. Can I also. I'm just going to fuck other chicks.
Hey, no problem, boy.
Bye.
Whore.
LOUD HOUSE MUSIC
SWEET MUSIC
The whore.
DIAL TONE
[WOMAN ON PHONE] Hi baby, are you horny?
Oh, because I'm very horny. -Nice.
I feel like fucking you. Can't we meet somewhere or something?
Did you live near Maaskantje?
[WOMAN] Can't we just have a nice meal? to chatter? I want you in my bald pussy.
Very nice. But didn't know anything come to Maaskantje or something?
Then I'll fuck you and you knew how to go again.
I want you to fuck my ass.
Very hard, very deep. Oh, you sound really huge.
Oh, you're so big. Ooooo.
Yes, you stupid cunt whore.
I told you to come here, right?
Maaskantje, white at Den Dungen.
Oh, I'm so horny. Mmmmm, ooooo.
Never mind, you stupid cunt whore.
Adrie, you are from the police.
You should radiate authority. Soon no one will take us seriously anymore.
[PRISON JOOST] Hey, you bitches.
[BOUNDS ON DOOR] Let me out. I didn't shout at anyone at all.
Joost van Gaalen again, eh?
[COMMISSIONER] Getting there two colleagues from Schijndel help...
...and those guys get caught, understood?
Understood.
BIRDS twittering
[PETER] Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Good. We are from TV Brabant.
I am Peter Vernhout. This is René.
René is our cameraman.
[PETER] We were wondering if we could help you may ask some questions.
Do you know that? -How so?
Well just because of an earlier item.
With your local police officer. -What do we get for that?
That's not the normal state of affairs. -Forty euros.
[PETER] Oh, well that's quite alright to do. We'll figure that out.
A hundred euros. -Oh, that's quite a lot.
I don't think we can... -One thousand euros.
How much money did you add?
[PETER] Er, 100 euros, right?
One hundred and fifty, boy. You tried screw us now, boy? Cunt.
INTRO REGIONAL JOURNAL
MOOD MUSIC
[RlCHARD] Yes, I am too just a normal one...
...hard-working boy, huh?
My dog ​​here, that's my everything. Grad.
[RlCHARD] That's a sweet animal, boy.
He needs special food. Weak intestines.
[RICHARD] And now I'm fired...
...because I have my dog took with me to work.
That animal is sick, got it? Who wouldn't leave him alone at home?
SENTIMENTAL MUSIC
God, that's a sweet dog, boy.
WITH A SOB God, that's a sweet dog.
And now with the crisis and all, it was not so easy to get a new job.
[PETER] Of course you can also just do it take benefits, right?
Boy, that didn't mean living, did it?
Me too, boy. I am also fired because it is a crisis.
Now I am also my wife and lost the children...
...because I don't anymore can take care of them, you understand?
Now they also have all ours benefits stopped...
...because Ries had asked for a little more money.
Because he had to buy expensive food for his dog, you understand?
Shit, man.
Richard, Rikkert, Gerrie, Robbie and Barrie.
Five men without work and without benefits.
Dangerous defaulters or victims of the crisis, you decide for yourself.
Those gay wouts. They're really not going to leave it at that.
They know that sometimes going to be difficult.
And then what? He must try that.
Then we'll just hit that gay guy hit the ground again?
With his happy kiss, or not?
Yes...
...but I'll tidy it up.
EXCITING MUSIC
TV SOUNDS HE ZAPS
Yes, that's damn beautiful, isn't it? GERRIE LAUGHS
HE GROANS
VACUUM CLEANER BUZZING
GLASS IS AGGREGATED
VACUUM CLEANER FAILS
VACUUM CLEANER STOPS STUTTERING
GERRIE KICKS, VACUUM CLEANER WORKS, BUT IS CLOGGED
EXCITING MUSIC
MEGAPHONE BEEPING Richard Batsbak.
You have five seconds to get out to come, otherwise we will come inside.
MUSIC DJ PAUL ELSTAK THE PROMISED LAND
Y'all.
Ten, nine, eight, seven...
GUN FIRES
Godnondeju.
HARDCORE MUSIC
[RlCHARD] Hey, Baantjer, How many times do I have to say that?
Got no money. You couldn't pick from a bald chicken, cunt.
Damn cunt. -I don't pay for anything anymore.
[RICHARD] Yeah.
[PETER] Well, ladies and gentlemen.
The police do not have a strong impression abandoned.
Hey, Huub. Homo.
We will pay from now on no longer for anything.
Just bring four more beers, boy.
Damn cunt.
Bam.
BIRDS twittering
HE CHEWS
What do you want Gully?
We actually wondered or we you...
...could follow for a longer period of time?
PETER CHEWS UNCOMFORTABLY
In principle everything went well. But Wanrooy's...
Never mind. Enough excuses.
A number of colleagues are coming out tomorrow Den Bosch to arrest the boys.
And you come along.
You might still be able to learn Irish from it. -Okay.
[JOOST SCREAMS] Are you each other? ass fingering or something? Homo-wouten.
INTRO REGIONAL JOURNAL
[WOMAN] As of last night there are riots arise throughout Brabant.
Incidents have been reported from Den Bosch, Eindhoven, Schijndel, Breda...
...and even from Budel.
[WOMAN] It seems like people are in take this crisis into our own hands.
[MAN] Free gas.
[WOMAN] The example was yesterday given by young people from Maaskantje.
ROCK CROWS
HE SNORES AND MUMBLES
Daddy. I love you, daddy...
GERRIE GROANS IN PAIN
Hey, cunt. Did you see that? That's not normal, is it?
Hey? Whoa, boy?
Wha, wha? Then look at that shit. Everything's broken, cunt.
Relax, everything isn't broken here, is it? Look at this one. This one is still intact.
[RlCHARD] What a stupid cunt you are.
Damn good-for-nothing. ECHO
[ECHO] Godnondeju, stay away from my nugget, cunt.
What were you doing now, young man? What a stupid cunt you are.
Barry. I can borrow some money from someone.
Rikkert, I take the Manta, quickly to Den Bosch.
Yes, big dick.
MUSIC DJ PAUL ELSTAK LIFE IS LIKE A DANCE
We'll pay later. It'll be fine, boy.
Hey, huh.
HARDROCK MUSIC
BOXING RING BELL SOUNDS
Back the day after tomorrow. Plus 20 percent.
Sure, boy. Within two days you just took it back.
I promise you that. Parole.
Me and my buddies guarantee it. Don't worry.
PANTING SOUNDS
DOG GROWLS
Okay.
That'll be fine, right?
Petertjeeeee. Number one.
Lumberjack. Hey, hey.
MECHANICAL SOUNDS
Godnondeju. Rikkert, oow car.
She won't succeed, boy. Then look at that lock. That's the thickest U-bracket.
HUMMING SOUND
My rim. Hey, cunt.
Damn that's a good ending.
ACTION MUSIC
Heeee.
DRAMATIC MUSIC No. My Mantaaa.
Cunt.
HOUSE RINGTONE SOUNDS
Yes what? -With Gerrie.
You have to go to Den Bosch now come. At the Rompertse Gamehal.
I'm going to solve everything. BEEPS
[MECHANICAL VOICE] This phone is closed for administrative reasons...
...for incoming and outgoing calls.
We're gone for a while. Please just wait inside.
And don't steal anything, boy.
ACTION MUSIC
Gerrie has a plan, you know. I'll be curious.
First my job, then my wife and now too still my car, godnondeju.
What do you mean Barrie and Gerrie not on the Citta?
Wha? CITTA HAPERT
MUSIC
So that means walking. Goddamnit.
RICHARD BOERT
HARDCORE MUSIC
BOX THE RIFLE
Sorry.
[JOOST SCREAMS] Who's in? my cell pooped? There's shit here.
HAWAIIAN MUSIC
ROULETTE BALL ROLLING
How did you get so much money, young man?
Rien ne va plus.
Hey, cunt. How did you get so much money then?
Gotta pay attention here.
EXCITING MUSIC
How did you get so much money?
Red 23, congratulations.
[ALL IN DISBELIEF] Yep. TRIUMPHAL MUSIC
[RlCHARD] God damn it. What are the chances then, eh?
[ALL] Gerrie is a good one, he didn't have his head with him.
BALL FALLS
Black 11. Unfortunately.
Goddamnit. The damn gay.
AUTOMATIC RINGING
I don't get it, man.
I don't think this was wrong can go.
What a joshti bunch you are.
Nice stuff, man. Coconut.
Calm down, boy. That guy lives all the way in Den Bosch.
He really won't come to Maaskantje.
Just no more job.
My Manta is gone. No Manuela.
With her new friend. The gay.
Yes.
I just wanted to just fuck.
Just fuck, white, fuck.
That new guy of hers has, of course already fucked.
And I? No, Rikkert doesn't fuck them.
Yes. Why can't I just do that? fuck one time?
Once, just once.
Are you still a virgin, or what?
No.
He's still a virgin. Hey, gay.
[ALL] GAY.
ROCK CROWS
[RlCHARD] Godnondeju. What are they thinking?
They did that damn fast.
HARD BLOW CAR ALARM GOES OFF
I'm going to Manuela. Fuck.
LAUGHS scornfully
Sure, boy. Must do it then.
Not in the wrong hole, eh? Virgin.
HE LAUGHS INAUDIBLE
EXCITING MUSIC
THERE IS A MOANING
[DAVE] What a horny cunt you had.
MANUELA MOANS
[DAVE] I can't wait until I get that one can bark loudly.
Completely full can of kitten.
[DAVE] What a nice woman you are.
Bye. See you tonight, eh.
Hey, cunt.
With my cock, such a big cock, against the head from hitting that bitch. Like this.
They laugh, boy.
CHINCH
Truck driver. Toot Toot.
BREAKING GLASS
EXCITING MUSIC
RIFLE IS BOXED
There's shit on the wall here.
[RICHARD] Not good food, huh.
Isn't it sad?
[RICHARD] Hey, does Gradje want something to drink? Hey? Tasty.
Damn they still have them That water turned off? Cunts.
EXCITING MUSIC
[ABOUT MOBILE PHONE] Ground crew ready? The warning shot is: Go.
Hey.
What's wrong with that bone, boy?
It's quite okay, just a bit salty. -It's from Gradje, cunt.
You know how Is it difficult for that dog to have it?
SENTIMENTAL MUSIC
HARD BLOW
[GROUND CREW] They're firing back.
FIRE CRACKER
SHOW TEST IMAGE
Ladies and gentlemen, here's one annoying message. There is no more money.
The budget for this film is completely there through. Sorry, we have to stop.
We have done everything we can, but unfortunately it didn't work out.
My apologies for that.
To make sure you don't completely leaves the cinema with a bad feeling...
...Richard and the boys go tell the story...
...so you at least know how this nice movie story...
...would have an ending when the film was finished.
So guys, come join us. The camera is for you.
And... Well, put it on guys.
[RICHARD] God damn it.
Godnondeju. Do I need that shitty story now? going to tell you at all?
Gerrie, you are going to do that.
LAUGHS scornfully
Yes, big cock, boy.
BEEP TEST PICTURE
Well uh... Yes, they wanted to shoot at us.
Woutuuuh... -Yes, wish.
So we flee from those forests. Shaken off Wouten. Gays.
We arrive at the supermarket. Stands Just close Rikkert's wife there.
Just in her bare pussy. What a mess, man.
What were you talking about Manuela, young man? What do you mean in your bare pussy?
That's just what I thought. -Not at all.
Well, that's where we take shelter. Gradually dead. Nice pussy.
So the Ries back home, that animal is still alive.
Can't be killed, what a tough one.
SENSITIVE MUSIC GRADJE MOANS SOFTLY
Damn that was a sweet dog, boy.
BARRIE BURPS
Hey Ries, you went to bury him after all and everything?
With a beautiful ceremony? Or not, Ries?
SENSITIVE MUSIC
RICHARD HOWLS LIKE A WOLF
Oh yeah. So we in the supermarket, Rikkert and Manuela are sitting there.
Manuela just in her bare pussy again. -Jonguh.
Yes, what boy? So rickets her fuck. You know, like that.
SENSITIVE MUSIC
[GERRIE] Hey.
Virgin. Nuuuuuh.
Hey, did you fuck or not? -Yes.
Haha, virgin.
So of course that bitch is complaining again. What a whore, man. Slicked sandwich.
Yes...
What I actually meant...
...is that she takes better care of her two children could have paid attention.
SINISTER MUSIC
Would you like a sausage roll?
Next day: I walk out of the supermarket, guess who I meet there.
Peter Aerts. With his happy pussy face.
What a homo, man. He says, 'Where's my money? '
Yes, what boy? Where's my money, boy?
ACTION MUSIC
VICTORY MUSIC
Bots, bots.
What were you talking about, boy? That's what you dreamed, gay.
Borrow a little money from the Lumberjack? Stupid cunt.
Yes, what boy? I had came up with a great plan.
Kidnapping Jody Bernal.
FAST MUSIC
Muffled Cries of Anxiety
SHOUTS OF PAIN
What a homo, dude.
We let Jody Bernal perform anyway.
So that we could get the money at the entrance steal.
There at the Schotsveld, white one?
I still posted there with Ilona van Zoggel.
So we run inside. Those cunts after us.
Full house. Just let those wild things begin to shoot at me.
que si, que no
Completely wrong. Cross-eyed gay wouts.
We run outside, boy. Stealing a car from a gay guy with his wife.
Rikkert just sits on a baby.
SCREECHING TIRES
Sorry.
GLASS CLINKING CONSTANT HORN
What a stupid cunt, man.
That whole bus was demolished, a family was killed and lost his job.
Hahaha. What a homo.
You can stay home.
SENTIMENTAL MUSIC
So we drive like crazy... VOCKING NOISES
Well, so we drive. Shake off those damn holes.
RIPPING ENGINE
Shaken off Wouten. ALL YELLING
THERE'S A KNOCKING
It's back, Arnie. -Here.
CHECKOUT CLICK Just found it at the bottom of my desk.
Well, let's get started. Pete?
[GERRIE] Godnondeju, Nice Irish jacket, eh? Or not?
[GERRIE] Ooooo.
Peter Keldert.
GERRIE JOELT
So we can do it again.
RIPPING ENGINE
Shaken off Wouten. ALL YELLING
GLASS CLINKING
SILENCE
[MAN ON RADIO] He also had one of those hate paying taxes? I do.
Hey, hello. I'm taking it out.
[WOMAN ON RADIO] This was it again. The hit 'I am Ronnie' by Ronnie.
Then we continue with the news.
After eruptions of violence in the south of the country...
...the riots start now even occur outside Brabant.
And in the provinces of Utrecht, South Holland, Gelderland and Overijssel.
Thanks to five boys from Maaskantje who don't want to pay for anything anymore.
And now we switch to Berry and Daniel for the weather.
SERIOUS TONES
HE CHEWS AND PICKS UP HIS NOSE
RICHARD SIGH
That car isn't going anywhere anymore. What a shitty thing.
Where is Gerrie?
Better stay away from that cookie wous if he's smart.
CRY OF PAIN
SAD MUSIC
MUSIC SWELLS ON
Guys, let's keep going.
I am ready.
Where are we going?
COOKIE CALLS
ACTION MUSIC
[ON TV] Fuck you, you bastard. I don't pay for anything anymore. Homo.
Where is this?
Approximately everywhere in Brabant.
SCREAMING ON TV
Who are responsible for this?
A number of men from Maaskant. Maaskantje.
Where did you say? -Maaskantje.
Never heard of it. -No, neither do I.
But it turns out to be close of 's-Hertogenbosch.
[ON TV] I'm not going to pay for that.
[ON TV] Campfire.
[MINISTER] Maaskant, eh? Why hasn't anyone arrested them yet?
Maaskantje. Um, that's a bit unclear.
That's not really a clear story.
At least the police there have them can't get hold of.
[ON TV] I'll throw a stone at it.
Uh.
So if we take those men from Maaskant everything will be calm again?
I think so.
Bomb it, right?
Who is going to miss that Maaskant? -Maaskantje.
[MINISTER] Exactly. I'd never heard of it either, had I?
Me neither. -Well, that's obvious.
That's it, right?
HE SIGHED AUDIOUSLY
Indeed. Yes, sir.
No, yes, no, I heard we still have a male sitting there.
So that's some cameraman or something.
But that will be fine.
Gerrie, the cunt. As if you have a small child with you.
What a homo.
Am hungry.
SCUD ROCKET FLYING OVER
Such a big fireball, boy. Bam.
That's right on Schijndel, cunt.
SEVERE VIBRATION OF EARTH
Have you ever heard of Schijndel?
Nice.
Another one?
Which can. That's possible, but it will take time at least eight hours.
Send our best men that way and take out those jerks.
How many are there now?
Five.
We'll send fifty. And done with that bullshit, right?
Yes, I think so.
[MINISTER] Nice.
MITRAILLEUR FIRE SOUNDS
DRAMATIC MUSIC
SOUNDS DELAYED Nooooo. Barry...
INAUDIBLE
SUFFICIENT SOUND
[BARRIE] That's not too bad, you know. -Where is he?
MITRAILLEUR FIRE
Hey. Must see. Here, hey.
GERRIE LAUGHS
Yep, that's nice stuff.
Certainly.
Let me see.
GERRIE GIVES A SHOUT OF PAIN
[RICHARD] He still had credit, cunt.
How did that happen?
EXCITING MUSIC
[MINISTER ON TV] About the reason of the attack on Schijndel...
...we are still in the dark.
We suspect that in Belgium there is technical something went wrong...
...unintentionally causing a Scud missile is activated.
Scud missile. Cunt. [MINISTER] -We are not going out...
...of human error, but a technical one.
Damn you shit. Back right away to that car. Be right back. Cunt.
[MINISTER] Despite the large number kill there is no reason to panic.
We have declared a state of emergency. We've sent emergency services...
[FARMER] World War II. But they still work perfectly.
RUSTLING SOUND FROM THE CORNER
Hey, Virgo. Just forget about that bitch, dude.
SINISTER MUSIC
René, boy, is the gang still there?
Huh, wha?
EXCITING MUSIC
INAUDIBLE
DEFLECTING SOUND
SERIOUS MUSIC
[JOURNALIST] Is the Netherlands at war with Belgium?
[MINISTER] No. That is absolutely not the case.
I tried to explain that it is an incident.
SHOW TEST IMAGE
Here behind me you can see the remains of some was once Schijndel.
[PETER] I have it from a reliable source heard that it was not Belgium's fault.
But because of a failed attack in the village of Maaskantje...
...by the Dutch government.
All this over five innocent boys to turn off.
To all the people in Maaskantje I would say:
[PETER] Save yourself and save your family. It's not safe here anymore.
Madhouse. Man.
This was Peter Vernhout directly from Maaskantje. Hello and good luck.
Godnondeju.
What are they thinking? That's up to our village can come? Didn't think so.
Nobody comes to Maaskantje.
[ALL] Yep.
Hey, can't we borrow that thing?
Is good. Have a few more are also in the shed.
ACTION MUSIC
DOOR BEEPS
Everyone can choose one weapon.
BARN DOOR FALLS CLOSE
THREATENING TONE
TONE SWELLS
[FARMER] Those were good times, the war.
We had this whole barn in '42 full of Jews.
Then you sewed there occasionally some of those Jews on...
...and then you got everything what you wanted from those Krauts.
That was a good trade.
I got this jacket from Goebbels.
Personal. That's a good guy, boy.
die fahne hoch
die reihen fest geschlossen RIFLE IS BOXED
SA marcheschiert, hello THERE'S A GUNSHOT
HE CHILLS UNCOMFORTABLY
More guns man. [ALL] Yep.
HEROIC MUSIC
COOKIE CALLS
Nicky, Danny, come here.
Nicky, Danny. You'll get it in a moment.
Nicky, Danny.
CHURCH BELL IS TOLLING
EXCITING MUSIC
HEROIC MUSIC
LAUGHTER
Toot Toot.
[RIKKERT] Hey, cunt. Hey.
EXCITING MUSIC
MUSIC SWELLS ON
Nicky.
Danny.
Nicky.
MANUELA KERMT
HEROIC MUSIC
Thank you.
That's fine, boy.
ACTION MUSIC
Goddamn, what a cunt.
EXCITING MUSIC
[HENK] Hey. Keep your paws off my croquettes. Get out.
[RIKKERT] Henk.
Can we Manuela and put those two in here with you?
Yes, that's good, boy.
You're not going anywhere anymore?
No, boy. That chip shop is my life. No one can take that away from me.
Then you also knew how to use it, or not?
ACTION MUSIC
SOUND OF ENGINE
I'm coming to help you.
Madhouse.
ACTION MUSIC
A little closer. Just aim straight ahead, cunt.
COOKIE CALLS
GERRIE LAUGHS scornfully
You did that well, cunt.
ALL YELLING
FAST RHYTHMIC MUSIC
[JOOST SCREAMS] Hey, you bitch. Let me drink, boy. Homo.
ACTION MUSIC
Goddamnit, That's a lot of backlash, crazy.
One two Three.
HE LAUGHS OUT LOUD
ACTION MUSIC
Manuela. What were you doing here?
Keisaai there.
So you promise to help?
[AGENT] And don't act strange, okay?
Sure?
A MUFFLED THUD
ACTION MUSIC
Ooooo.
Imitates a machine gun
EXCITING MUSIC
A RIFLE IS LOADED
SWEET MUSIC
Gerrie. You saved my life.
[HENK] I'm so proud of you, boy.
I couldn't have had a better son can wish.
What were you talking about?
Gerrie...
...I'm ow daddy.
Yeah, who do you think that is Jackie?
Listen, when you were a little person I left you with your mother.
I was very young. And I saw right away that you were a loser.
My snack bar was much more important for me.
I was terribly ashamed for such an ugly kid.
But now it saved my life.
I'm so proud of you, you ugly one. Well that's okay everyone knows that I am your father.
Daddy...
Son.
EMOTIONAL MUSIC
Do you have to sometime or what? -Is good.
HEROIC MUSIC
Cover-up?
ACTION MUSIC
Ries. Ries.
And this one is for Gradje, cunt.
RIFLE REFUSED
Goddamnit.
EXCITING MUSIC
AGENT KREAMS
MUSIC BUILD TENSION
Drop weapons. Or I'll shoot you friend in the head.
You too, mustache.
SCREECHING TIRES HARD BLOW
Truck driver. Toot.
EXCITING MUSIC
A MUFFLED THUD
Nobody comes to Maaskantje.
VICTORY MUSIC
Bots.
Yeaaaaaaaa.
UNINTELLIGIBLE
Hey, wow. Did you think so? my ow foot, huh? Nice.
BULLET ricochets
Where's Rikkert, boy?
BIRDS SING
ROMANTIC MUSIC
But what about my friend?
It's dead.
Oh okay.
PASSIONATE MUSIC
That's a good tribal.
MOANS LOUD
HORSE NEIGHS
Rikkert is no longer a virgin. ALL YELLING
VICTORY MUSIC
I'm really going to have to arrest you.
Wha? [AGENT] -Well, yeah.
Outstanding fines and such...
What did you think?
Please?
[RIGHT] Messrs. R. Batsbak, G. Van Boven...
...R. Biemans, B. Butsers and R. Schuurmans...
...or the suspects, are found guilty...
...committing the following acts:
Destroying private property...
...disturbing public order, rowdiness, public drunkenness...
...owning more than the legal permitted amount of soft drugs...
...insulting an officer in function...
...insulting an officer in plain clothes...
...public urination, theft, assault resulting in serious bodily injury...
...exceeding the maximum speed within built-up areas...
...deprivation of liberty, destruction of municipal assets...
...extortion, tax evasion, fraud, illegal possession of weapons...
...environmental pollution, 53 outstanding parking fines...
...withholding evidence...
...and complicity 39 times attempted manslaughter.
The court of 's-Hertogenbosch condemns you each...
...up to 240 hours of community service.
TRIUMPHAL MUSIC
[PETER] Brabant can be peaceful again breathing. The peace has returned...
...after the instigators of the riots have received a community service order.
People have resumed normal life.
People everywhere have started to repair the damage suffered.
The Minister of Defense is still missing.
Hey. Did you remember me?
Damn cunt. Still getting money from you.
You have to keep your kisses, boy, cunt.
[GERRIE] I'm destroying you, boy. Stop me.
Stop me, boy.
[ECHO] DJ Paul Elstak.
ALL YELLING
MUSIC DJ PAUL ELSTAK TURBO
DJ Paul.
You don't talk about my dog ​​like that.
Cinema gays.
[AGENT] So you promise that you... Blablabla, again.
Let me out, boy. Homo.
Hey. Are you guys fucking or something?
Slicked sandwich.
Haha, I don't feel anything.
[STAMMERS] Barry, I'll handle... Cunt, whore.
Top, top.
Cunt. Damn I have just missed a good piece.
He doesn't drive anymore.
UNINTELLIGIBLE
Hey Paul dude, shit. Then throw in that Turbo.
TURBO HOUSE MUSIC
Only... No, I want again.
No. My Manta.
Shit, that was in the camera.
ENGINE DOES NOT START
Could you drive a car for a bit?
Hit that head, against that cheek.
Smegma everywhere in the air. squirting shit.
Yes, a bit with those fingers like that. You can do bunny too, right?
With two fingers, in the pussy and in the anus.
And stabbing. Whore child, whore child.
I punched him in the neck. Don't touch my bacon bits, boy.
Look. Just found, at the bottom of my desk. Again.
Here.
Just found. At the bottom my desk drawer. So um... Crap.
Just found.
At the bottom of my desk.
No. Cunt.
Comes all the way for the boulanger.
Ries. Y'all. No.
UNINTELLIGIBLE
Well, it's broken.
The court...
...from 's-Hertogenbosch...
...disqualifies you from driving.
Truck driver. Toot Toot.